Clair Colquitt: "Kick-a-Bush Joy Boot"
This tall bike is made from various junk bicycles and the plastic bumper from a wrecked sedan.  It has front-wheel drive in order to avoid the wheelie problem on hills.  The "Kick-a-Bush Joy Boot", named for the front fender, has been used for parades and marches. It is easily mounted while rolling, but dismounts are mandatory before stopping.  The only expenses for construction were paint and welding gas.  

Make your own bike from junk and you will attract more attention than the most expensive spandex-powered wedgie!
Clair Colquitt